Declan Dunphy

Declan is a sunshine-soaked snuggle machine, a happy baby with a serious attachment to hugs (think Velcro, but cuddlier). He’s the kind of baby who beams with his whole face, throws dramatic side-eyes when things aren’t up to his standards, and has a PhD in expressive eyebrows. When it comes to food, he’s not just hungry (he’s always hungry), he makes sure you know it. Loudly. Immediately. Repeatedly. Basically, he’s wonder in a diaper... with a side of snack-time urgency.

Declan’s favorite activities include nonstop snacking, delivering Velcro-level snuggles, and making every face in the baby emoji catalog. He loves being carried like royalty, and people-watching like a tiny, judgmental grandpa. If it’s quiet? Don’t worry — he’s just planning his next snack heist.

If I, Declan (Snacker, Snuggler, & Supreme Ruler of Cuteness), won 25k, my family would be set! First, we’d start my college fund, because apparently I can’t be a professional baby forever (#rude). Then we’d expand our travels, because I hear there are snacks everywhere, and I need to personally taste-test them all. We could make more memories, go on more adventures. Plus, it would help my parents keep up with my very expensive lifestyle. Have you seen how many diapers and outfits I use a day?!